
So me and Steph decided to do that baby morph thing with celebs and of course, I had to do one of me and Memerson. If I were to ever have a child with such a flawless individual, this is what would pop out.
This judgmental diva who will probably be President of the United States or the next Bill Nye The Science Guy is our lovechild.
You were totally there for me. I love you <3

omg :(
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
Okay who is this guy? He must get so much vag for all his amazing comments about women that I’ve seen.
Ahahahahaha thats perfect.
Oh my Gosh they are the cutest couple (behind Memerson and Carrie of course). I’m so happy they won the wedding.
goddamnit
T MINUS 4 MONTHS
CAN WE LIKE, HAVE A COUNT DOWN OF THE DAYS?
This was so. sweet.
Sure, it was sweet.
Until she shot Alicia and kidnapped Finch.
no biggie.
Professor Lupin. Bitch was a dementor.
“Mr. Reese. Where have you been?”
“Corrupting Detective Fusco.”
yeah, I know he gave it a non-dirty context like a sentence later. I don’t give a fuck. I ship it like FedEx and I’ll take any excuse I can get.
LOLOLOLOL OH FUCK WHAT IF THEY’RE READING THE FUSCO / REESE FANFICS?
THIS IS ALL JUST TO BAIT US I SWEAR.
OMG I had the same thoughts as soon as he said it. Except I was mentally photoshopping myself into the sentence and wasn’t thinking about Lionel at all.